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Loonabel Reaches Escape Velocity

Posted by Comradde PhysioProffe on January 8, 2010

Loonabel and Communication Is My Field are going at it at DoucheMonkey, and Loonabel has reached escape velocity:

Trolling? You are being the [expletive deleted] troll [expletive deleted]. Explain how I am being a troll. Let’s hear it. I have been involved in a very difficult conversation over here, often answering questions directed at me, and digging up requested refs etc. Why don’t you read a thread before you comment you rude, self-centered fool. Stop derailing the thread. Define your own purpose here.

Right nothing but being a stupid [expletive deleted]. Making stupid comments intended to harrass a specific individual because you are still angry at them for comments they made on a completely different blog on another subject that nobody gives two shits about (I really hit a nerve when I caught your idol in a lie didn’t I?). You should be banned by Drugmonkey for that. We are not on Greg’s blog anymore. Go away.

I have it on reasonable authority that [expletive deleted] was originally “bitch”. Shit like a Loonabel versus Communication Is My Field steel-cage death-match is what makes the Internet so fucking awesome!

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LOON ALERT!!

Posted by Comradde PhysioProffe on December 12, 2009

Our old friend Isabel is OUTRAGED!!!11!!ELEVENTY!!11111!!!11!! that the radical feminists at I Blame The Patriarchy are not paying enough attention to the plight of poor white women. While she is still somehow managing to control herself, it is only a matter of time before she goes apeshit:

“trying to claim that it’s all about class”

Trying to bring class into the discussion=trying to claim nothing else exists?

“You’re playing Oppression Olympics, with class being the worst offender.”

Where did I say it was the worst offender? How did saying we should not ignore something turn into me saying it’s the WORST thing ever? How do you get that?

Which is worse – to be considered an angry sex-crazed animal or a pathetic slutty piece of trash? How does someone decide something like that, and why would they even want to?

It seems it’s YOU who are saying it’s all about race. When I counter that class should not be ignored, as it generally is, I’m accused of saying that it’s a BIGGER issue or the ONLY issue.

Why do we have to decide which is the worse thing? Wouldn’t THAT be playing oppression olympics? Actually, the last election finally convinced me that being born female is the worst thing, but that’s just my personal opinion, which no one has actually asked for.

Do you really believe that if a poor white “trash” woman goes missing the police will look for her (and her little dog too) and the media will tearfully report it? Or an old white widow? Or an ugly white lesbian? Why do you lump all white people into one category? Are we all alike to you?

Lacie and Scot Peterson were an extremely photogenic young couple living beyond their means (not some shabby Canarsians) and she was about to give birth to their first child when she disappeared, among many other iconic elements to the story. And, most importantly to this discussion, we all knew, as the police did, that she was dead from the first report.

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YOUR BLOG SUCKS!

Posted by Comradde PhysioProffe on November 27, 2009

Your blog sucks!. Gee, established investigators whining about not getting enough incentives for their salaries research. Now, students whining about cost of tuition. You obsessive, delusional harassers don’t get the point. What’s all this fuss on problems of “epidemical proportions”?. Get your facts straight. You make a rare event sound like the problem of the world.

I plan to send my children to the first medical school at one of the top-notch business universities in the world. Before making a decision on the future of my son attending medical school, I made sure I have all the facts. I am a co-signer on my son’s loan. It is a modest $456 (x100) on “tuition and mandatory fees per year”. That’s reasonable considering all the benefits and perks:

“Students are charged the full-time rate, shown below, regardless of the number of courses in which they are enrolled”.
The variety of courses is amazing, so much that I am concerned whether my son is going to be able to make a decision. He doesn’t know what to choose:

neuroanatomy, neurobiochemistry, neuroethics, neuropublish, neuroelectronic microscope, neuroNIH-trainingmoney, neuromolecular, neuromouse models, neuroleader, neuromuscle biopsy,neuroedit, neuroworldconferencing, neuropathogenia, neuroprogenitocitosis.

I told him: “Honey, you have to take them all”. This is excellent for the value. And most importantly, you might become one of those medical center leaders getting a 3 million bucks salary (if not double than that). Honey, this is what we are paying for. It’s worth the sacrifice”.

You whiners, stop whining, get your information on the facts and don’t make a bad decision.

This asshole totally needs to get her own motherfucking blog!

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Another Hilarious Angry Commenter At Twisty’s

Posted by Comradde PhysioProffe on November 11, 2009

The commenter Lucija is vewy, vewy angwy that Twisty encourages high standards of literacy for commenters at her blog:

Fuck this. I’ve been in denial about this for way too long, because this blog has been one of the only places in my life where I can find like-minded people, and feel at home. Feministe, and especially Feministing, never cut it for me. But I can’t find it in myself to do it anymore. You’re an obnoxious stickler, a control freak, a classist and an ageist. And a stuck up and pretentious one at that.

It’s interesting how on this blog ellipses are more of an offense than “cuntalina” is. Goodbye, Twisty. Or Jill, whatever. You can shove your pedantry (a newly acquired word for you, innit?) and your snobbery up your sphincter…

You can of course not let this comment through, or delete it or whatever because the style is lacking, or the semantics are incorrect, the commas are badly placed or whatever other reason takes your fancy. But fuck does it feel satisfying to finally be able to comment on your blog without feeling the need to double-check everything in Merriam-Webster after all these years. And I simply relish the beauty and joy of the ellipsis!

But who knows what irks the Great Spinster Aunt…every post is a surprise! I’m just interested in what’s next to go… Contractions? Phrasal verbs? Abbreviations? Acronyms?
Or maybe legitimate linking words and phrases as some fools here have already been suggesting? (Which, btw…you people would ban “that said…”? Are you fucking serious?!?)

Just tell me, Jill, who IS allowed into this totalitarian circle of yours? Do you also exclude people from your revolution on the basis of how they dress, which accent they use, what genre of music the listen to? Hey you, in the Hawaiian shirt! No revolution for you! And all you R’n’B fans,too! Scram! (Apologies in advance if “scram” is actually not on your allowed words list!) So, judging, excluding and discriminating aginst those you don’t like, those different than you?
Now, what totalitarian and anti-feminist regime does this remind me of? Well, numerous, actually. Actually, scratch that, I might settle just on “patriarchy”. Yes, that’s it, it reminds of the Patriarchy.
I, personally, would love to see all sorts of different stuff like techno music, the recently returned Hammer pants and unnecessary, showy and pretentious use of Latin go. But I’d be absolutely livid if someone tried fucking banning them. Because there should, after all, exist such a thing as liberty. Once, I would’ve been sure that feminists would agree on such a simple statement like this. This post, and all but one of the comments on it, really are great, if somewhat painful eye-openers.

Val, I’m sure you’ll be delighted to know that Twisty/Jill outlawed smileys too, eons ago.
Or should it be aeons, Twisty? Or maybe you don’t like my usage of the word in this context, is it not literal enough, or maybe witty enough for you? We poor readers have, after all, had to learn to go about this commenting business with an air of questioning, even, dare I say, paranoia.

Agasaya, I HAVE been here long enough to see Twisty/Jill cut someone off at the knees for that exact reason. Several times. Just sayin’.(Um, hope the correct usage of the apostrophe makes this transgression at least a bit more bearable, Jill!)
Many people, me included, will tell you that Jill is brilliant, hilariously funny and delightfully witty. None will ever tell you she is kind. Not that I think she cares.
Also, excluding people based on grammar and stylistic expression is not exactly an effective way of recruiting, is it now? But, again, I’m sure Jill doesn’t mind. At the end of the day (um, see what I did here?), I’m sure she and her faithful band of grammar pedants can bring on the Revolution all on their own. The patriarchy will simply crumble in defeat faced with such correct usage of commas.

Oh, and Kelly, I can assure you that while some foreign speakers, like me for example, are fluent enough in the language to be expected to write and speak it to a standard, countless many are not. Among them, there are certainly those who are still perfectly capable of communicating, and thus commenting, in the language, in less than dazzling, but certainly perfectlyunderstandable fashion. But I don’t imagine many such foreign speakers would have enough guts and masochistic tendencies to try to do so on Jill’s blog.

But, Kelly, I don’t think I should really be telling you this. Surely you’ve seen some foreigners before? In a movie at least? You know, like those mean Mexican immigrants swimming across border, or maybe those nasty, smelly Slavic brutes drinking their days away? The cuntalinas!

Sounds like Lucija needs to Get Her Own Motherfcking Blog!

Your non-chalant, smug comment is not only presumptuous, but also a textbook example of the privilege you enjoy as a native speaker of the language of the greatest colonial force of the pre-WW2 era and the only real great world force in the post-WW2 era. The language that everyone speaks anyway, so what’s the point for its speakers to actually make the effort to acquire another one? Apologies if you can show me a juicy, grammatically adept, stylistically satisfactory piece of political and/or sociological commentary by you in, say, Spanish, or French, or German. You know, one of the big languages. I won’t even bother you with trying to imagine how difficult it is for those of us who speak one of the bazillion tiny languages and are expected to acquire several new ones just to be able to function in this world. And now, we’re supposed to have acquired a ridiculously high standard of them too, just so we could comment on an internet blog?!?
So I don’t know whether Jill applies her high (read: ludicrous and arbitrary) standards to non-native speakers, but what I do know, Kelly, is that, no, the assumption that people might have trouble fulfilling Jill’s expectations when writing in a language completely different than their own is not classist. You, on the other hand, are.

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Hey Expert…

Posted by Isis the Scientist on November 10, 2009

Did you just read a post and now feel the need to tell the author that they are TeH Wr0nGz on every level?  Perhaps you’ve got insight on what the author must be thinking that he didn’t even realize he had.  If your opinions are so strong, perhaps you’d consider starting your own blog on the subject?  You know….asshole.

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Yo Douchelekker!

Posted by drugmonkey on November 9, 2009

You’ve been directed to this blog because someone feels you need to be informed that nobody gives the tiniest speck of dogshit what the fuck blog you “came over here from”.  Nobody is impressed by your motherfucking status as part of the circle jerking commentariat with your nose deep in that blogger’s buttcrack. Hell, we don’t even like people all up in this blogger’s buttcrack…it is just plain irritating. Let me suggest that if you really need to brandish your credentials as part of someone’s posse or entourage that you sack up, cast aside your sniveling sycophantic slurping and Get Your Own Motherfucking Blog, Asshole!

You can get a free fucking blog at WordPress or Blogspot. DO IT!

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The Tale of the Shitty Metaphor…

Posted by Isis the Scientist on September 14, 2009

Act I: Dr. Isis posts a very insightful and incredibly hot discussion on civility.

Act II: Some asshole without a blog shows up asking Dr. Isis why she doesn’t let preschoolers in her laboratory.

Act III: Dr. Isis says, “wut?” and decides that this is a shitty metaphor.  She is informed by said asshole that this is not a methaphor.  He wants to know why Dr. Isis does not allow actual preschoolers in her laboratory to add their contributions at will.  He then evokes the metaphor, comparing preschoolers with “uncivil” adults.  Dr. Isis mentions that while Little Isis’s outburst can be frustrating, they are not without meaning.  She still doesn’t get the part about him in her lab though.

Act IV: Said asshole with no blog continues to demand that Dr. Isis allow Little Isis to work in her laboratory.

Act V: Dr. Isis finally gives up  trying to understand inane and nonsensical metaphors that maybe aren’t metaphors, but maybe are, and tells him to Get His Own Motherfucking Blog Asshole!  Dr. Isis’s eyes bleed.  However, Dr. Isis is still hot.

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Snookums Is Vewy Vewy Angwy At Twisty

Posted by Comradde PhysioProffe on September 12, 2009

One of Twisty’s commenters is very angry, very long-winded, and very poorly titrated:

Alas? ALAS? How ridiculous can you get? This is blatant heterosexism!

By all rights, I should be allowed to tell you in excruciatingly delicious and wonderful detail how much I love pussy, how I like to smell it, taste, touch etc. But, noooo, that would remind you ladies too much of a man, wouldn’t it? (Prudes… er… (cough, cough))

If you’re going to psychoanalyse me, I should have a right to voice my personal anecdotes, whether you like it or not, whether you’re disturbed by it or not (and, BTW, I think any man in his right mind would be deeply disturbed by this topic), otherwise you should take the whole entry down. I consider it extremely offensive. Offensive enough, say, to write an angry letter about homophobia to your Internet provider. (I’m not saying I will, I’m just saying.)

Ya’ll better recognize. Here you all are, living inside your perfectly protected little bubble, free of all dissenting opinions, not unlike an amniotic sack. You hope the outside world will never reach you inside your bubble, but you have no chance of changing the outside world whatsoever. And, that’s for the best, because your patently socialist constructs and social theories, social propagandizing against sex and gender (which defies all logic… tell me again why you think this is good?) and your irrational, reactionary fear of a man’s (or lesbian’s) sexual enjoyment of you, is beyond mad. And, best of all, the author admits she doesn’t give a damn, and that if anyone happens to reach her inside her bubble, it is their fault that they chose to read her material.

This is the same logic used by any number of hate groups or splinter groups to dissuade argument. All the more reason why they should be challenged: their mad schemes must be stopped. They must be stopped at all costs. Leave people to their own devices without outside dissent for long, and they will grow utterly corrupt. That is what has happened here. Pretty soon, one or another of you will be testifying for the Family Research Council. Nevermind that sexual orientation works both ways; oh, no. The more irrational the argument, the better!

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I definitely hope someone gets the chance to read this, so I can reach someone before it’s too late. If you remove my post, I will consider it an honor. If you want to know why I made it, I am now on a crusade to prevent your mad schemes from taking effect. Not that any of your plans have a chance of ever being adopted (thank the Goddess for that!), except maybe in a futuristic, 1984-type scenario.

Thanks for taking the time to read. Have a nice day.

Twisty is worse than infinity HITLERS!

Thanks for removing my post exposing the truth that I am a woman. That way, you can characterize the truth any way you like in your own little bubble. What cowardice.

You’re right about one thing, though. You are absolutely powerless to effect social or political change for the better. You are self-deprecating; you mock yourself and the women who frequent your blog with every word. A waste of my time.

“And that I possess superpowers.”

You have no power at all. You are the reason I receive sexist comments all the time in response to intelligent suppositions, such as “Men and women share 99.9998% of each other’s DNA, therefore they are intellectual equals,” and the only response I get is, “Too bad. I was about to let you be the smart one.” They’re responding to you, not me. I get blamed for your intellectual mediocrity.

I can only reach the conclusion that human beings everywhere are complete and utter morons, and it won’t be long before we eradicate each other off the face of this planet. (What a sickening thought, but Jill is so convinced of her intellectual superiority in the face of all other evidence, there is no other conclusion to be drawn.)

I never wanted to change the Universe, nor did I say you had any ability to do so; if I could have changed the mind of a single one of your followers, I would have. If you persist in removing my future posts, please remove all of my posts. It’s only common courtesy. If you persist in suppressing the truth of my sexuality and mischaracterizing my previous post, then it only proves that you are a homophobe and an even greater threat to gays and lesbians than a religious wingnut. I might even follow through and write to your internet provider. Remove all my posts, or none at all.

I’m gonna tell on you for being a meanie weanie!

I might even follow through and write to your internet provider.Alas? ALAS? How ridiculous can you get? This is blatant heterosexism!

By all rights, I should be allowed to tell you in excruciatingly delicious and wonderful detail how much I love pussy, how I like to smell it, taste, touch etc. But, noooo, that would remind you ladies too much of a man, wouldn’t it? (Prudes… er… (cough, cough))

If you’re going to psychoanalyse me, I should have a right to voice my personal anecdotes, whether you like it or not, whether you’re disturbed by it or not (and, BTW, I think any man in his right mind would be deeply disturbed by this topic), otherwise you should take the whole entry down. I consider it extremely offensive. Offensive enough, say, to write an angry letter about homophobia to your Internet provider. (I’m not saying I will, I’m just saying.)

Ya’ll better recognize. Here you all are, living inside your perfectly protected little bubble, free of all dissenting opinions, not unlike an amniotic sack. You hope the outside world will never reach you inside your bubble, but you have no chance of changing the outside world whatsoever. And, that’s for the best, because your patently socialist constructs and social theories, social propagandizing against sex and gender (which defies all logic… tell me again why you think this is good?) and your irrational, reactionary fear of a man’s (or lesbian’s) sexual enjoyment of you, is beyond mad. And, best of all, the author admits she doesn’t give a damn, and that if anyone happens to reach her inside her bubble, it is their fault that they chose to read her material.

This is the same logic used by any number of hate groups or splinter groups to dissuade argument. All the more reason why they should be challenged: their mad schemes must be stopped. They must be stopped at all costs. Leave people to their own devices without outside dissent for long, and they will grow utterly corrupt. That is what has happened here. Pretty soon, one or another of you will be testifying for the Family Research Council. Nevermind that sexual orientation works both ways; oh, no. The more irrational the argument, the better!

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Nutjob Reaching Escape Velocity

Posted by Comradde PhysioProffe on September 11, 2009

Bud, I didn’t tell you to shut up or claim you should be “censored”. You’re misfiring left and right. I insulted you on probably a seventh grade level (which is still considerably above your usual level of interaction), and you responded not to the insult but by directing me to your nice new blog claiming that the only thing to do if I don’t like your style is get my own blog where I can – to paraphrase DuWayne of your (inexplicable – maybe they’re your students and postdocs and you require this) cheerleading contingent – smear my own feces on the walls and throw piss at anyone who comes too close. That’s what the drugmonkey blog is becoming, unfortunately. (Forget your own blog, which has long been a contentless mess.) Hey, if that’s what you want to do with the internet, not only can’t I stop you, but I don’t want to. I’m just making the point that you make a lot of noise while adding absolutely NOTHING to the larger discourse. You probably know that and love it and I say party on. It’s cheaper than therapy, right (though you might want to have that paranoia investigated – you seem to be confusing me with someone other than a disinterested observer)? I’ve said my piece and am moving on….

LOON ALERT LEVEL INFINITY BAJILLION!!!!11!1!

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Dear Sphincter Ratcheting Dorquenard!

Posted by drugmonkey on September 10, 2009

Greetings! You have been directed to this blog because of your repeated shrunken gonadal insistence that a blogger delete the commentary of another individual for deploying adult language. It may also be the case that someone found you annoying for your clenched-cheeks drivelling about how you would agree with a person if only they could see their way to not calling you a motherfucking douchehound once in awhile. Luckily for you there is a magic solution! It turns out that you can  Get Your Own Motherfucking Blog Asshole, and enforce whatever rules of discourse you desire. w00t!!!!

You can get a free fucking blog at WordPress or Blogspot. DO IT!

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