Snookums Is Vewy Vewy Angwy At Twisty
Posted by Comradde PhysioProffe on September 12, 2009
One of Twisty’s commenters is very angry, very long-winded, and very poorly titrated:
Alas? ALAS? How ridiculous can you get? This is blatant heterosexism!
By all rights, I should be allowed to tell you in excruciatingly delicious and wonderful detail how much I love pussy, how I like to smell it, taste, touch etc. But, noooo, that would remind you ladies too much of a man, wouldn’t it? (Prudes… er… (cough, cough))
If you’re going to psychoanalyse me, I should have a right to voice my personal anecdotes, whether you like it or not, whether you’re disturbed by it or not (and, BTW, I think any man in his right mind would be deeply disturbed by this topic), otherwise you should take the whole entry down. I consider it extremely offensive. Offensive enough, say, to write an angry letter about homophobia to your Internet provider. (I’m not saying I will, I’m just saying.)
Ya’ll better recognize. Here you all are, living inside your perfectly protected little bubble, free of all dissenting opinions, not unlike an amniotic sack. You hope the outside world will never reach you inside your bubble, but you have no chance of changing the outside world whatsoever. And, that’s for the best, because your patently socialist constructs and social theories, social propagandizing against sex and gender (which defies all logic… tell me again why you think this is good?) and your irrational, reactionary fear of a man’s (or lesbian’s) sexual enjoyment of you, is beyond mad. And, best of all, the author admits she doesn’t give a damn, and that if anyone happens to reach her inside her bubble, it is their fault that they chose to read her material.
This is the same logic used by any number of hate groups or splinter groups to dissuade argument. All the more reason why they should be challenged: their mad schemes must be stopped. They must be stopped at all costs. Leave people to their own devices without outside dissent for long, and they will grow utterly corrupt. That is what has happened here. Pretty soon, one or another of you will be testifying for the Family Research Council. Nevermind that sexual orientation works both ways; oh, no. The more irrational the argument, the better!
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I definitely hope someone gets the chance to read this, so I can reach someone before it’s too late. If you remove my post, I will consider it an honor. If you want to know why I made it, I am now on a crusade to prevent your mad schemes from taking effect. Not that any of your plans have a chance of ever being adopted (thank the Goddess for that!), except maybe in a futuristic, 1984-type scenario.
Thanks for taking the time to read. Have a nice day.