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Snookums Is Vewy Vewy Angwy At Twisty

Posted by Comradde PhysioProffe on September 12, 2009

One of Twisty’s commenters is very angry, very long-winded, and very poorly titrated:

Alas? ALAS? How ridiculous can you get? This is blatant heterosexism!

By all rights, I should be allowed to tell you in excruciatingly delicious and wonderful detail how much I love pussy, how I like to smell it, taste, touch etc. But, noooo, that would remind you ladies too much of a man, wouldn’t it? (Prudes… er… (cough, cough))

If you’re going to psychoanalyse me, I should have a right to voice my personal anecdotes, whether you like it or not, whether you’re disturbed by it or not (and, BTW, I think any man in his right mind would be deeply disturbed by this topic), otherwise you should take the whole entry down. I consider it extremely offensive. Offensive enough, say, to write an angry letter about homophobia to your Internet provider. (I’m not saying I will, I’m just saying.)

Ya’ll better recognize. Here you all are, living inside your perfectly protected little bubble, free of all dissenting opinions, not unlike an amniotic sack. You hope the outside world will never reach you inside your bubble, but you have no chance of changing the outside world whatsoever. And, that’s for the best, because your patently socialist constructs and social theories, social propagandizing against sex and gender (which defies all logic… tell me again why you think this is good?) and your irrational, reactionary fear of a man’s (or lesbian’s) sexual enjoyment of you, is beyond mad. And, best of all, the author admits she doesn’t give a damn, and that if anyone happens to reach her inside her bubble, it is their fault that they chose to read her material.

This is the same logic used by any number of hate groups or splinter groups to dissuade argument. All the more reason why they should be challenged: their mad schemes must be stopped. They must be stopped at all costs. Leave people to their own devices without outside dissent for long, and they will grow utterly corrupt. That is what has happened here. Pretty soon, one or another of you will be testifying for the Family Research Council. Nevermind that sexual orientation works both ways; oh, no. The more irrational the argument, the better!

* * *

I definitely hope someone gets the chance to read this, so I can reach someone before it’s too late. If you remove my post, I will consider it an honor. If you want to know why I made it, I am now on a crusade to prevent your mad schemes from taking effect. Not that any of your plans have a chance of ever being adopted (thank the Goddess for that!), except maybe in a futuristic, 1984-type scenario.

Thanks for taking the time to read. Have a nice day.

Twisty is worse than infinity HITLERS!

Thanks for removing my post exposing the truth that I am a woman. That way, you can characterize the truth any way you like in your own little bubble. What cowardice.

You’re right about one thing, though. You are absolutely powerless to effect social or political change for the better. You are self-deprecating; you mock yourself and the women who frequent your blog with every word. A waste of my time.

“And that I possess superpowers.”

You have no power at all. You are the reason I receive sexist comments all the time in response to intelligent suppositions, such as “Men and women share 99.9998% of each other’s DNA, therefore they are intellectual equals,” and the only response I get is, “Too bad. I was about to let you be the smart one.” They’re responding to you, not me. I get blamed for your intellectual mediocrity.

I can only reach the conclusion that human beings everywhere are complete and utter morons, and it won’t be long before we eradicate each other off the face of this planet. (What a sickening thought, but Jill is so convinced of her intellectual superiority in the face of all other evidence, there is no other conclusion to be drawn.)

I never wanted to change the Universe, nor did I say you had any ability to do so; if I could have changed the mind of a single one of your followers, I would have. If you persist in removing my future posts, please remove all of my posts. It’s only common courtesy. If you persist in suppressing the truth of my sexuality and mischaracterizing my previous post, then it only proves that you are a homophobe and an even greater threat to gays and lesbians than a religious wingnut. I might even follow through and write to your internet provider. Remove all my posts, or none at all.

I’m gonna tell on you for being a meanie weanie!

I might even follow through and write to your internet provider.Alas? ALAS? How ridiculous can you get? This is blatant heterosexism!

By all rights, I should be allowed to tell you in excruciatingly delicious and wonderful detail how much I love pussy, how I like to smell it, taste, touch etc. But, noooo, that would remind you ladies too much of a man, wouldn’t it? (Prudes… er… (cough, cough))

If you’re going to psychoanalyse me, I should have a right to voice my personal anecdotes, whether you like it or not, whether you’re disturbed by it or not (and, BTW, I think any man in his right mind would be deeply disturbed by this topic), otherwise you should take the whole entry down. I consider it extremely offensive. Offensive enough, say, to write an angry letter about homophobia to your Internet provider. (I’m not saying I will, I’m just saying.)

Ya’ll better recognize. Here you all are, living inside your perfectly protected little bubble, free of all dissenting opinions, not unlike an amniotic sack. You hope the outside world will never reach you inside your bubble, but you have no chance of changing the outside world whatsoever. And, that’s for the best, because your patently socialist constructs and social theories, social propagandizing against sex and gender (which defies all logic… tell me again why you think this is good?) and your irrational, reactionary fear of a man’s (or lesbian’s) sexual enjoyment of you, is beyond mad. And, best of all, the author admits she doesn’t give a damn, and that if anyone happens to reach her inside her bubble, it is their fault that they chose to read her material.

This is the same logic used by any number of hate groups or splinter groups to dissuade argument. All the more reason why they should be challenged: their mad schemes must be stopped. They must be stopped at all costs. Leave people to their own devices without outside dissent for long, and they will grow utterly corrupt. That is what has happened here. Pretty soon, one or another of you will be testifying for the Family Research Council. Nevermind that sexual orientation works both ways; oh, no. The more irrational the argument, the better!

8 Responses to “Snookums Is Vewy Vewy Angwy At Twisty”

  1. Twisty said

    Since you appear to have become an avid collector of this commenter’s recent works, here’s the latest:

    “I’m sorry that it was incomprehensible to you. Maybe if you would get a brain, you’d be able to comprehend it. Maybe if you got a heart, you wouldn’t feel the need laugh at the pain of others, delete their experiences of homophobia, or generally act like the hate-filled, contemptuous person that you are. Your feelings of schadenfreude at the suffering I have experienced as a lesbian woman are obvious. Why else would you feel the need to delete the post based on my experiences? So, go ahead, feel free to laugh. You only mock your empty-hearted self.”

    S/he has gathered the impression that I have been training a close and indifferent eye on her suffering, which suffering appears to have been occasioned by my having deleted the story of her life from my comments section. She definitely needs to getherownmotherfuckingblogasshole!

  2. Well, we could hear your sinister gleeful empty-hearted cackling all the way from here.

  3. thebewilderness said

    “…your irrational, reactionary fear of a man’s (or lesbian’s) sexual enjoyment of you, is beyond mad.”

    D00d, or sociopath? That is the question.

    What do you say to someone who thinks you are mad to consider yourself an autonomous human not available for sexual use by others?
    Criminy!

  4. octopod said

    ::facepalm:: WHY do such a large proportion of threads there degenerate into transphobia?

  5. polly styrene said

    I had my own motherfucking blog once but I deleted it. One reason why, was the constant on my caseness of ‘political lesbians’. Who seemed to think it was really, really appalling that women could call themselves lesbians and SHOCK!HORROR! actually be attracted to PEOPLE WITH FEMALE GENITALS. Apparently it is a-ok to be a lesbian if you are doing it for pure feminist reasons, but not if you actually fancy and will insist on having sex with people with vaginas, vulvas and clitorises, and aren’t so keen on bumping uglies, as they say on “Friends”, with those with penises, testes etc.

    I left a longish comment on Pisaquari’s blog pointing out why I thought she was being homophobic, she appears to have deleted it, though she has mysteriously left up the one word comment ‘homophobia’. Better than nothing I suppose.

    Pisaquari’s post frankly, seems to be more of the same stuff and follows hard on the heels of said blog war which seems years ago, but was only in July and August. How very dare you actually be sexually attracted to someone’s actual body? It’s ok to be a lesbian but for dawg’s sake don’t want to have actual sex with actual female people and touch those FILTHY VAGINAS.

    It’s homophobic. It’s also quite misogynist to hate genitals, since female genitals are usually the ones that get hated on. I agree with lesbianwoman.

  6. polly styrene said

    I take the bit about Pisaquari *appears to have deleted* my second comment back, because it’s back up now. Maybe a quirk of my cheap, but rubbish PC.

  7. Felicity said

    Ha ha I just LOVE how these comments get deleted! I can imagine how many ‘I love women!11! What ya gonna do about it?! :0 ‘ comments we thankfully never get to see, and all the rubbish philosophical worldly view rants. Such a warm feeling inside, thinking about the guys chanelling their surplus privilege, spending a day writing this shite out, only to get it binned by Jill’s secretary :D

    p.s. No, didn’t bother readin the comment. Booo.

  8. Mary Sunshine said

    Thebewilderness, what is this place? Do you have any idea?

    Signed, Lost and Lonely :?

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